I'll Be Home For Christmas
Hello, mother, hello, father
And hi to all my little brothers
I said I'd be back home this year
To share in all your Christmas cheer
I left the city two days back
To ride down on your dusty track
I said I'd come home to the farm
And share in all the Christmas charm
I must have got lost on my way
I should have arrived home today
I promise you, it's worth the wait
I'll spring in soon, in a cheerful gait
It's half past ten, I'll be here soon
I know I said I'd bee here noon
I'm sorry hours have ticked on by
I'll hurry home, at least, I'll try
Hello mother, hello father
And hi to all my little brothers
The death notice there you see
I'm sorry, that just might be me
Y'all's crazy, livin' there.
But kangaroos are pretty harmless of you hit one, unless it's a big motherfucker, or you're in a tiny car. My boss just came back from Perth, towing a caravan, hit one, and his wife didn't even wake up from her nap. It's usually the reaction that kills people (Swerving and stuff. Swerving is a bad idea at 120km/h)
Well, deer suck, breakin' windows 'n' shit.
You have deer there, don't you?
I'm not gonna say we see 'em all the time here, but you can't drive through the forest without seein' at least one eatin' someone's yard.